Good tag lines for dating
I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long! Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
That dress looks great on you..a matter of fact, so would I.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?